this boat that we just built is fine

Hello, I'm Theja.

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

(via danisnotonfire)

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magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

these gender rolls taste disgusting

(Source: matissegal, via danisnotonfire)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via ruinedchildhood)

unmarvel:

#throwbackThorsday 

this gives me life
fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

This is Phineas Gage, a railroad worker who survived an accident in which a large metal rod (pictured) passed completely through his skull. The damage that occurred to his frontal lobe completely changed his personality.
But not his perfect face, thank god.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

This is Phineas Gage, a railroad worker who survived an accident in which a large metal rod (pictured) passed completely through his skull. The damage that occurred to his frontal lobe completely changed his personality.

But not his perfect face, thank god.

nevver:

Being John Malkovich, Sandro Miller

(Source: sandrofilm.com)

what-id-wear:

What I’d Wear : The Outfit Database
(source : Bisous Natasha )
businessinsider:

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